Rob Auton loves sleeping, so he can have a break from himself. We've never thought of it that way. 🤣 | Comedy Central UK

"Once you fly business class, you can't go back to economy. The pilot tells you he loves you" We'll have to take your word for it Sara Pascoe | Comedy Central UK

Comedian Nigel Ng only wants two things in life: Performing comedy and drinking tap water that won't make him sh*t himself. Sounds fair. | Comedy Central UK

This is an outtake from my episode of The Blame Game. I know from experience (search Princess Monaco of Kent) that if you make a mistake on a panel show you then become the target of the jokes, but I'd never had the audience join in with the piss taking before. I'm doing dates in Belfast and Dublin in January, so it's good to know in advance what people will be shouting out. | Gary Delaney