Ah, Valentine’s Day! It’s supposed to be romantic from start to finish, but failure, rejection, and tragedy don't take any time off.

There’s bad luck, and then there’s tattooing “No Regerts” across your chest in Comic Sans. I don’t know what’s worse. The misspellings, the wonky portraits, or the sheer confidence some of these folks ...

Funny fails featuring the whole family! I toured the White House to see Melania Trump's Christmas decorations. The East Wing is no more, but the display was still dazzling.